- Photo credit: Jinxie_G
It’s Blog-Theme day around the Twittersphere and I’ve been asked to participate, so I figured, why the hell not? It all started with me taking a peek at Aspiring Mama’s post earlier this week, which is hilarious, and then it vaulted to Juliette telling me I HAD TO DO IT!
How it works: Participating bloggers are putting up their personal version of the “Twelve Days of Christmas” on their blogs and leaving their post URLs in the comment section on Juliette’s blog here. Author @Derek_Haines will also be linking up all the posts on his blog.
Okay Juliette, here ya go. Looks like we started with the same creature:
Jinxie’s 12 Days of Writing Horror Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A zombie in the wash below
Wait, that can’t be right. Where’s the crossbow? Juliette!!!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
And a zombie in the wash below *watches carefully*
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below *still stuck down there*
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS (oh God, help me)
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six horror stories
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below *looks around for missing zombie*
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven angels falling
Six horror stories
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below *sighs with relief upon hearing zombie in the wash*
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight werewolves howling (do the math with the upcoming full moon *grins*)
Seven angels falling
Six horror stories
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine demons rising
Eight werewolves howling
Seven angels falling
Six horror stories
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below *begins target practice with bow*
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten witches brewing *cackles along with them*
Nine demons rising
Eight werewolves howling
Seven angels falling
Six horror stories
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below *zombie now has multiple arrows embedded in his body*
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven ghosts rattling chains
Ten witches brewing
Nine demons rising
Eight werewolves howling
Seven angels falling
Six horror stories
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve twisted tales
Eleven ghosts rattling chains
Ten witches brewing
Nine demons rising
Eight werewolves howling
Seven angels falling
Six horror stories
FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS
Four vamp slayers
Three Dasul*
Twin vampires
And a zombie in the wash below
Well, at least there’s only one zombie. *draws gun and shoots him in the head* There, no more zombie. *grins*
Thanks for stopping by! And Happy Christmas!!
*Dasul is a race I created several years ago. Essentially a vampire, but doesn’t drink blood. Original name is Dasulmavre©. Appears in the Prophecy series, which Gemini Rising is a part of.
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You know, you really should have started the target practice when you first heard the zombie in the wash. Now you have to climb down there and retrieve your arrows…ammo’s a precious commodity, you know.
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Oh, smartass. It’s late. I’ve had very little sleep. Stuff it. =p I doubt you’ll complain when you and your broken ankle are hobbling off to get away and I’m putting an arrow in every zombie’s head that comes near you. lol
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My ankle will be healed by the time you master head shots.
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Ha ha! That is effing AWESOME!!!!!
Love the fact that you got a zombie kill in there at the end!!!
Thank you so much for jumping in to do this!!
~ Juliette
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HC – point taken. *snorts*
Juliette – Of course I got a zombie kill in there, though it’s likely not the kill of the week. 🙂 Thanks chica!
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Hysterical. Love it.
*wanders off to eat supper wondering about the meat source of Zombie Survivalists. Could Zombie be the Other white meat?…Never mind. Don’t wanna know.*
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Um, no. They’re infected. Have you not watched The Walking Dead yet? Sheesh woman! lol
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